remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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