Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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