Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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