i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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