Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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