we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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