is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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