1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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