Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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