Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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