his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
