do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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