Sry I called you an 8
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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