Don't you send me to vm
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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