school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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