I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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