If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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