He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
pop tarts are not kleenex
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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