honey bunches of taint.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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