What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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