We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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