Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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