I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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