I think I am morally bankrupt
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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