I want to stick my p in your. b.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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