she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
