I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
