Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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