And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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