my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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