I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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