It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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