in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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