fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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