i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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