God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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