dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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