You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
