i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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