hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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