Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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