Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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