omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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