5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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