Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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