I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
