ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
handjob tips. give me some.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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