Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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