so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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