I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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