i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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